Favorite Movie Quote

[CRUSADER]

Now that's what I call high quality H2O

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.
 No
Gatorade.
H2O.
Gatorade.
H2O.
Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks.

 My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

And by the way, Mama. "Alligators" are ornery 'cause of their "Medula Oblongata"!

 And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

This is my favorite sports comedy!

[Slamtrak]

Water Boy - Adam Sandler

[CRUSADER]

 I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

My friend, you have two ways to leave this establishment; immediately or dead.

You know, Books; I'm not an especially brave man. But, if I were you and had lived my entire life the way you have, I don't think that the death I just described to you is not the one I would choose.

Mr. Books, my grouping of shots was tighter than yours. How is it you've killed so many men?

First thing is, that target wasn't shooting back at you. Second, most men at that last second will flinch; I won't.


I saw this one this weekend. Man there will never be another like him!

[Just Mary]

THE SHOOTIST !!!!!! 

[Slamtrak]

I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this monring, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't

[Just Mary]

McLintock !!!! 

[Slamtrak]

    
Sergeant Muldoon: [after seeing him in non-military issued pajamas] Peterson, I worry about you. Three tours of duty and you're still acting like a civilian!
Sgt. Petersen: Muldoon, I'm not a Marine. I believe in my comfort!

[Slamtrak]

McLintock !!!! 

I love that movie. Then again I love any movie with John Wayne.

[Slamtrak]

I've broke my back once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could still beat the hell out of you.

[Just Mary]

I've broke my back once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could still beat the hell out of you.

The Cowboys

[Just Mary]

   
Sergeant Muldoon: [after seeing him in non-military issued pajamas] Peterson, I worry about you. Three tours of duty and you're still acting like a civilian!
Sgt. Petersen: Muldoon, I'm not a Marine. I believe in my comfort!

Green Berets

[Slamtrak]

Mon-sewer, you may not live long enough to hang.

[Eupher6]

"This is not only a war of soldiers in uniform. It is a war of the people - of all the people - and it must be fought not only on the battlefield but in the cities and in the villages, in the factories and on the farms, in the home and in the heart of every man, woman and child who loves freedom...This is the people's war. It is our war. We are the fighters. Fight it, then. Fight it with all that is in us, and may God defend the right."

[Eupher6]

"When's the last time you picked your feet, Willy? Who's your connection, Willy? What's his name?...I've got a man in Poughkeepsie who wants to talk to you. You ever been to Poughkeepsie? Huh? Have you ever been to Poughkeepsie?"

[Just Mary]

Mon-sewer, you may not live long enough to hang.

The Commancheros !!!