The scuttle-butt is... and I'm not talking about drinking water neither... Woods has been two-timing that little blond and I do mean two-timing as the last being a blond and before that a brunette.
Seems our little mild mannered soft-spoken golf champion has been teeing up on the back nine with a hole in two instead of one.
Of course only scuttle-butt in the rags, but has been coming from different sources for some time now.
I guess mama got wind of it and took out after him with a golf club breaking those windows as he tried to make his getaway.

But keep in mind he is innocent until proven guilty.