Awrite - here it is..
Get yer popcorn an' peanuts an' take yer seats fer the very first:
Superbowl a' Religious tenets!!Now the Arab's got "Ipyerash Yamuddafooker" at quarterback. I talked ta' this dude and here's the essence a' the interview:
Synovio: "So,..where didja learn ta' throw a football Ipyerash?
Yamuddafooker: Well, I learned to throw rocks at Jews as a young child..but I went to University of Afghanistan and learned Goatball. In that game, we drag a dead goat around on horseback and try to make sure that all women spectators are fully covered in sackcloth so they don't disgrace us.. Then a liberal democrat from USA came to see me play and brought me full scholarship to Harvard medical school. I also got food stamps and free housing in Holiday Inn until my renovated duplex became available on Beacon Street next to Bank of Boston where I got huge stipend for self and 15 relatives that I was encouraged to bring also to register as democrat voters.."
Synovio: "That's a pretty wild story Yamuddafooker, so tell me, where can I get a brewski an' a couple a' dogs around here?"
Yamuddafooker: " Drinking is not allowed, and hot dogs are unclean. I suggest weakpiss tea and cous cous on a bun..but still, I want to cut your head off as I know you are infidel."
Synovio: "Yah - ok, now tell your fans the truth - you guys are 21 point underdogs in this contest..what in the world are you hopin' to tactically achieve in the game?"
Yamuddafooker: "We plan to stone all Christian and Jewish players with our special teams at kickoff. Then we will kidnap their quarterback and his linebackers and cut their heads off. If any other players are still on field - we will tell them we only want peace and we are a peaceful team and peace is the only thing we want after we win the game."
Synovio: "I see..well, I certainly hope that you play a clean, sportsman-like game today Yamuddafooker. And if all goes well, perhaps you'll get the game ball Ipyerash! "
Stay tuned for more coverage of this historic foorball contest!
