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[Synovio]

Wow...I dunno what is happnin'...but I think my CPU caught the gallopin' bongo somehow..

I have the Verizon Security Suite that came with the installation..(for 5 buks a month extree)..an' I has PC On Point an' Windows Defender...also AVG & CC Cleaner...(the free editions)

Now I'm gettin all kinda popups tellin' me I'm infected...supposedly Microsoft Explorer is sendin em',..but I don't think so..an' there's hard core porno pics all over the screen...(not bad - but I didn't axe fer em'..- yet)  ...an' I got faked out inta clickin' on the secuity alert..now I'ts all ****ed up..I played hell gettin' back in here even..I ran all the programs but then I found out I might hafta reformat the hard disk..great..can you see me doin' that trick?..I dunno...all I wanna do now is freakin' drink..

So I gots ta tell all my friends - don't open no e-mails from me cause I ain't sendin' none till I gets this fingered out..an' I'm afeared that some remote asshack mighta got my address book like one a' the messages said was poskible...

I hate this...I been all day tryin' ta kill the spyware but so far no go...

One last thing..I got a tiny yellow alert sign that is throbbin' in the lower right hand portion a' the screen...it's tellin me I need ta click on it (balloon) - but all it is is a ton a' different anti-virus/anti-spyware ads..

I gotta go..the horn inside the CPU is beepin' again...

Hep' me Lawd!

Any help appreciated...I will not log on here till I get it secured...I don't wanna spread no germs..

If anyone has the address of the guy what put this bug out in the web...please tell me so I can rip his freakin' lips off..

[Thor]

CPUs don't "beep", Squidnovio....... 

See my reply elsewhere's. 

Of course, you could always send it to me and I could fix it for you. It'll probably cost around $60 bucks shipping for both ways. I'll fix it for free.

[Synovio]

Thanks fer the help & the offer...but if I hafta,...I'm goina F-Disk this whore my own self an' then re-load what ever I have on the recovery disks & flash drive...
I don't have no bank data or anythin' I wouldn't be able ta live without..so I may go fer it if I gotta..

If I do the HD format, will I be able to get the CPU ta' recognize the recovery disks just by stuffin' em' in the drive?

Gawd hep' me...

(The little yeller triangle in the task bar of icons on the bottom right is flashin'..an' when it balloons up into a virus or spyware infection alert, (every minit or so) it makes a noise like a beep...)

[Synovio]

Problem all solved now...I used a can a Raid..yah..I sprayed the livin' **** outa all the chips n' drives n' stuff inside the CPU box..

I heard some snap crackle pop noises when I fired it back up..but now it runs just fine..

[papa smurf]

Time to reformat the hard drive Bro. Sorry.

After you do that, git an external hard drive to do a backup each day on a CD. Then when ya run inta truble ya can go back to da day before and uh..........refresh.

[Nancy]

I'm using AVG for virus protection
http://free.grisoft.com/
the free version. A couple ISP's told me its as good as the costly better known versions.

Also, for spyware, I use Ad Aware SE, another free-ware.

Also, find in your browser where you can deleat your history and cookies. AdAware will do this for you, but its good to get into the habbit of deleating cookies regularly anyway. Cookies 'call' the spam websites and cause the noxious popups.

Nancy

[Cupamud]

Well, I've got a 70-page ruled notebook that I use as a home PC trouble log. Some habits die hard, sigh, but anyway...   


....I ran afoul of a "smitFraud (AKA Trojan.desktophijack.C) infection almost two years ago. After much casting about and gnashing my teeth, I found great help at:

www.aumha.net/index.php

They gave me a three-page, specific attack cookbook and away I went. Actions were successful. Those forums have super-geeks, and I mean that in a great way. They've helped me with some minor problems too.   

Not sure if your problem can be solved, but they're a great resource to have in your Favorites.

Best regards,

Larry